The most endearing and delightful person you will ever meet. Doubt us? Wait for her to giggle. Peter has been trying to steal her to be his best friend since he met her.

In this life, Tara met the radiant Nneoma in the Michigan Journal of International Law office back in 2007; they have actually been together for multiple lifetimes across different dimensions.

Emilie and Tara are cosmic twins, sharing a birthday and their entire personality.

Trying to write a fitting caption, but do you not get exactly who Mia is just from this photo? She is sassy, she is witty, and she is one of Tara's dearest friends.

Natalie is Tara's sister. Like many excellent siblings, they have been absolute idiots together since they met.

Sean and Peter spend weeknights together at the glamorous Silver Spring YMCA, where they work out their jaws more than their biceps and try to avoid having heart attacks on the basketball court. Sean is otherwise an international man of mystery and will not be taking questions at this time.

Jason and Peter met in East Quad freshman year and have been riding the roller coaster of Michigan football together ever since. They've been young and reckless, as well as old and reckless more recently.

Peter recruited Jan to take one of the most challenging jobs of his life so that they could hang out more. Jan moved on from the job but kept Peter as a friend and the rest is history.

Dan is Peter's younger brother and a musical genius. He's never played at The Fillmore, but he did the 930 Club two decades ago. He's LA famous, not DC famous.